Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Tired Unwashed Masses Yearning To Be Sober

Come on down to Ko Phi Phi Thailand and enjoy the splendors of youth gone gross. Walk the quaint and tiny beach streets lined with scenic tourism offices while dodging bicycles and luggage carts.
Wake up early to see the sun rise over the bay and harbor. This early morning stroll will also give you the chance to see the elusive 6am "walk of shame" happening.
Spend the afternoon on a long boat tour of the island with 50 hungover 20 somethings trying not to vomit over the side. Snorkeling is a must, as well as visiting Maya Bay. Or as locals will call it 'The Beach' beach.
End your perfect day in paradise with your third serving of greasy pad Thai before consuming the local beverage aptly named 'The Bucket'. Served in an actual bucket and filled with ice, a flask of cheap vodka/rum/whiskey, one tiny can of soda and a chasers of red bull that isn't allowed in your home country because of its trace quantities of speed.
Ko Phi Phi: England's Cancun.

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